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CommanderStrikeher’s #CBR4 Review #23: Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir by Jenny Lawson aka The Bloggess

*Audiobook Review*

Apparently I have been living under a rock, because I had never heard of The Bloggess until I saw this book on a table at Barnes & Noble.  I kept seeing reviews of this book on the Cannonball Blog, and I was looking for something funny for my next Audible credit.  I listened to a sample of this book and fell in the floor laughing.  As a child, Jenny Lawson was playing chase with her sister.  She wasn’t looking where she was going, and she accidentally ran inside of a deer that her dad was “cleaning” AKA gutting.  She said it was like being inside a deer sweater.  Then she vomited inside of it.  Then her dad hosed it off and served it for dinner.  You know, just your typical evening at home.  I knew this would be perfect for my next listen.

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened is Jenny Lawson’s mostly true memoir of growing up in rural West Texas.  Her family was poor.  Her mother was the school lunch lady and her dad was a taxidermist who routinely brought home litters of baby raccoon and kept a flock of asshole turkeys for pets. Wackiness ensues.

Holy shit this book was funny!  I almost drove the car off the road a couple of times.  I made the mistake of listening to this while I was eating, and nearly choked to death.  There are also a couple of serious moments, but they are few and far between.  I have recommended this book to nearly every person I have met.  The only book I can remember being funnier than this was George Carlin’s Brain Droppings.

*Audio-specific portion of review*

I feel that this may be a book that is made better by audiobook.  Jenny Lawson is probably the only person who could ever understand Jenny Lawson, so it makes sense that she narrates her memoir.  At first, her voice can be a little annoying, but as the book went on, I began to enjoy it.  I am glad that I purchased this one, because I will be subjecting it to anyone who takes a road trip with me.

5/5 Stars.

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2 thoughts on “CommanderStrikeher’s #CBR4 Review #23: Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir by Jenny Lawson aka The Bloggess

  1. I think I definitely need to check this out.
    Oh, and according to my dad (who grew up in rural Maine), turkeys ARE assholes.

  2. commanderstrikeher on said:

    They are! I rented a house in college and the neighbor across the street had a flock of turkeys. They would always come over to our house and perch menacingly on the fence. Stupid things wouldn’t even move when you honked your car horn at them. I hate the damn things.

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