Hey Girl…
Fight cancer at the Cannonball Read Buy Hole
Did you know that you can go shopping on Amazon and kick cancer’s butt at the same time? It’s true, you can! Just fall down the Cannonball Read Buy Hole! A percentage of everything you buy once you’re on amazon will be donated to the American Cancer Society. So whether it’s:
- a generator
for that upcoming nor’easter
- diapers
for your babies
- the most totally awesome book
out this summer (or even that other book)
- or if you’re getting that last stocking stuffer
.
shop your heart out all while shouting out “F— CANCER!”
Because honestly, wouldn’t that be the best gift of all?
(Tell your friends, tell your mom, tell the trolls tinyurl.com/shopcannonballread is the place to shop this season. )
Cannonball Read IV 
Too bad I missed this, I just bought some Xmas gifts from Amazon (it’s going to be a Futurama Xmas this year)
You can buy from that link any time. Surely you’ve forgotten someone on your list!